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I am NOT looking for a relationship OR a commitment, I am looking for an FWB, but if a relationship comes of it, so be it. If you can't/won't be seen with me in public, do not expect anything in private.

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I am 54 and single,I am not sure what to write here.I am not into head games,I am to old for that shit,I am honest and will tell you what is on my mind.I do not have anyone in my life at the moment and I will answer any question's you may have although you may not always like the answer,if you just want to fuck that is fine if you want to get to know each other before going that far that is fine also.

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